Tuesday, October 21, 2014

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

glamour:

— Anne Lamott, from Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life 

glamour:

Anne Lamott, from Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life 

Monday, October 20, 2014
newyorker:

Take a look at some excerpts from “Pen & Ink,” a new book that collects the stories behind the tattoos of writers, artists, and others, alongside illustrations of their adorned body parts.
Image from “Pen & Ink: Tattoos and the Stories Behind Them,” by Isaac Fitzgerald and Wendy MacNaughton, out October 7th, from Bloomsbury USA.

newyorker:

Take a look at some excerpts from “Pen & Ink,” a new book that collects the stories behind the tattoos of writers, artists, and others, alongside illustrations of their adorned body parts.

Image from “Pen & Ink: Tattoos and the Stories Behind Them,” by Isaac Fitzgerald and Wendy MacNaughton, out October 7th, from Bloomsbury USA.

(Source: newyorker.com)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

macklemore-fujisaki:

bobsjokes:

kitten vs humidifier

hIS TINY PAWS OMGOMGOMG

HUMAN
IT IS DOING A THING
I THINK GHOSTS ARE ESCAPING FROM THIS BOX HUMAN WHY DID YOU BRING THIS INTO OUR HOME

His face at the end, the poor thing looks so lost

This kitty is SO confused as to what is actually going on and what it’s actually batting at with its precious little paws…
Like
HUMAN EXPLAIN THE THING

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

macklemore-fujisaki:

bobsjokes:

kitten vs humidifier

hIS TINY PAWS OMGOMGOMG

HUMAN

IT IS DOING A THING

I THINK GHOSTS ARE ESCAPING FROM THIS BOX HUMAN WHY DID YOU BRING THIS INTO OUR HOME

His face at the end, the poor thing looks so lost

This kitty is SO confused as to what is actually going on and what it’s actually batting at with its precious little paws…

Like

HUMAN EXPLAIN THE THING

thusspakekate:

thusspakekate:

IF THOR WAS A MOVIE ABOUT A WEALTHY FAMILY WHO WAS LOSING EVERYTHING… AND THE ONE SON WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP THEM ALL TOGETHER.

Oh my god. This is the most perfect thing I have ever seen!!!

reblogging again because it continues to be the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

(Source: funkes)

likeafieldmouse:

Wassily Kandinsky - Untitled (1923)

idoitcc:

A female mentor would have been very valuable for a young Veronica, who was bursting with potential - yet vulnerable, like a fawn in the woods. But tough, like a fawn in the woods with a machine gun.

Hero.

(Source: veronicapalmer)

hedgiwithapen:

lulabo:

heathyr:

the-average-gatsby:

Pride and Prejudice / Pacific Rim AU

inspired by [x]

POSSIBLY THE BEST CROSSOVER I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

BECAUSE ELIZABETH WOULD BE SO NOT INTO IT AND RELUCTANT TO TRY AND DRIFT WITH DARCY BECAUSE HE’S SUCH AN ASS HE’S SO HAUGHTY HE’S SUCH A FUCKING SNOB AND SHE HEARD HIM SAY THAT SHE’D BE AN INTOLERABLE DRIFT PARTNER SO FUCK HIM

BUT THEY SPARRED (DANCED OHMYGOD) AND THEY MOVED TOGETHER SO FLUIDLY AND SHE DID FEEL IT BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE HIM!!! SHE CAN’T SHARE HER HEAD WITH A DUDE THAT MAKES HER SO FURIOUS

BUT HE TRAILS AFTER HER LIKE A FUCKIN PUPPY AND IS SUDDENLY ALL NICE AND TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF LIKE “I FIND IT HARD TO ATTEMPT LOOKING FOR DRIFT COMPATIBILITY IN OTHERS” AND ELIZABETH’S LIKE “WELL YOU SHOULD FUCKIN PRACTICE”

GIVE IT TO ME

#it is a truth universally acknowledge that a single man in possession of a good jaeger must be in want of a co-pilot #you were the last man in the world who i could ever be prevailed upon to drift with #and when she sees him in his element at pemberley she realizes how drift compatible they are #HE WAS EXACTLY THE MAN WHO IN DISPOSITION AND TALENTS WOULD MOST SUIT HER #as a co-pilot #His understanding and temper though unlike her own would have answered all her wishes #in terms of drift compatibility #It was a union that must have been to the advantage of both #while in the drift #by her ease and liveliness his mind might have been softened his manners improved #and from his judgement information and knowledge of the world she must have received benefit of greater importance #but then lady catherine is all YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO DRIFT WITH A DARCY #ARE THE SHADES OF OUR JAEGER TO BE THUS POLLUTED #and elizabeth’s all HE IS A RANGER I AM A RANGER’S DAUGHTER THUS FAR WE ARE EQUAL #and darcy’s all if your feelings about drifting with me are what they were last april tell me so at once #my thoughts and wishes have not changed #and lizzy’s all MY FEELINGS? #and then they become co-pilots #and makeout on a raft #ahahaha ahahahaha #you follow this blog #i’ll show myself out (via waltzingdead)

glorious

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby)

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive